Paddle Paddle Paddle is an Action, Adventure, Platformer game for PC published by Assemble Entertainment in 2025. Paddle through pain.
Paddle Paddle Paddle PC Game 2025 Overview:
Solo or co-op. One paddle each. Lava everywhere. You’ll fall. You’ll scream.

You might cry. Good luck and embrace the salt. A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying. Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure.
In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row … maybe more. At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.
Features of Paddle Paddle Paddle:
- This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:
- High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)
- One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)
- Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!
- Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves
- Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)
- Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god
- Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.
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Minimum System Requirements:
- OS: Windows 7 (SP1+)
- Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space














